Breakfast Balls
Iss. #51 | Time Zones Suck, Amiright?!!
For a sport that so often is played on manicured lawns and palm-lined fairways—to see pros battling the elements in dingy conditions and looking miserable, it gives me an odd sense of pride. Yeah, that's f*****n' golf they're playing.
Iss. #50 | It's Birdie, Bad Birdie
Breakfast Balls is officially over the hill and before we dig into another issue, I want to take a quick moment to thank each and every one of you readers out there.
Iss. #49 | The Match IV—It's All Come to This
For the faithful Breakfast Balls readers, you know that I'm prone to fall for a conspiracy theory or two. Willingly or unwillingly, I'll let you decide.
Iss. #48 | The Greatest Golfer You’ve Never Heard Of
Perusing Golf Digest led to this crazy story (and podcast) about the most dominant golfer you’ve never heard of. Meet Babe Didrikson Zaharias, winner of 10 majors and the only woman to make a PGA Tour cut.
Iss. #47 | Brooks v. Bryson? Meh.
To get you in the mood, just play "My House" by Flo Rida and you'll have a bit of insight into my mental state for this week.
Iss. #46 | Phil Caused A Sonic Boom in San Diego
Creating these absolute fire US Open posters that would look ideal in my man cave... which doesn't currently exist and if you ask my wife she'll say that I can have the 4 foot tall crawl space area behind our garage.
Iss. #45 | What Would You Want in Your Forever Course?
Lefty doing his best Stanley Cup impression—"but make it Phil." So Make It Phil he did by introducing a bottle of what I can only imagine is a hyper-expensive bottle of Napa red, staining that pristine silver in a way only a champion deserves.
Iss. #44 | The Match Is Already SCORCHIN'!
In the greatest stroke (
Iss. #43 | One of Golf's All-Time Greatest Meltdowns
The year was 1991 and Mark Calcy-v was cruising to a match play victory in the Ryder Cup—hosted by The Ocean Course at Kiawah Island (conveniently the same course hosting the PGA Championship this weekend...)
Iss. #42 | Oh! Byron Nelson Was a G?!
The Tour makes one final stop before the PGA Championship this week, just north of Dallas, for the Byron Nelson at TPC Craig Ranch. (Which honestly sounds like the name an unimaginative kid in grade school named Craig called his backyard playhouse but... no judgment!)
Iss. #41 | Pro Lands His Drive Into a Speeding Convertible
The sleeping giant of a golf content machine that is the European Tour is back this week with an absolutely insane video featuring Marcus Armitage attempting to beat the world record for...
Iss. #40 | A $40M Crowdsourced PGA Popularity Contest You Say?
As I sit here, 16 hours into dose dos of the COVID vaccine, I reflect on how I expected to feel—maybe a little shade of Tiger at the Barclays scratching and clawing my way through.