Breakfast Balls

"I’ll have three gin and tonics and a glass of wine. Have a bit of ham. Play some Uno with the family, and that’ll literally be it. Come to the...

"He asked me why on Earth I would do this. He told me it was the craziest, coolest, weirdest thing a fan's ever done for him in his entire career.”...

"Round two. Deja vu.” - @keenbean1295 as he narrated D3 golfer Niel Phillips making TWO holes-in-one at the Chick-Fil-A Invitational in Rome, Georgia on Monday.   Yes, Niel began his...

"Come on Bryson, let's get out of here.” - Steph Curry after torching Bryson in 1-on-1. And get of there they did as the Steph Breaking 50 dropped this week...

"Having your own golf course is the ultimate piece of art. I fulfill dreams.” - golf course designer, Tom Fazio. He's not wrong—but I also have to respect the 60...

"We are going to go to Bethpage and kick their @#^&ing @#%." - Remember this one? Bummer. Though can't blame the Kaptain for the bulletin board material as I usually...

"You don't need a button to choke, Rory." - A dagger so good, even the Euro team had to show it some love. Ryder Cup years are the best. Juniors...

I mean is there a more stale golf tweet in 2025 than this?  What were we doin' in the 90s?  AND1 SHIRTS—BUT MAKE IT GOLF For a period in the...

“I do not want to feel that bad the next day. Yeah, that was aggressive. I won't go into the details of what state I woke up to... if you...

“When I go in the gym and my trainer says ‘Ryder Cup’ whenever I’m flagging, I get a buzz and I go hard and I go again.” - Matt Wallace...

“The data and the analytics isn't going to matter on that first tee when there's 40,000 fans screaming at you.” - Kaptain Keegan. So pumped. Ryder Cup Reax  O KAPTAIN,...

“There’s nothing worse than trying your hardest and playing like @#%… I did it for a few weeks now, and it sucked.” - Xander Schauffele. Credit where credit is due,...