Breakfast Balls

“I guess I would say Quail Hollow is like a Kardashian. It’s very modern, beautiful and well-kept. But it lacks a soul or character.” - Hunter Mahan from the top...

"Welcome to the club, kid." - Tiger Woods via text to Rory after completing the Grand Slam... or me to my son Jack after he took 12 attempts at hitting...

First, a word from our founder—   "8 years ago today, I launched Bad Birdie from my Los Angeles apartment. And the journey from passion project to "wait, this is...

"We’re a family golf course — not some Jerry Springer family destruction zone." - Going to be hard pressed to find a better golf-related one liner to kick things off...

"I certainly don't feel down in any way shape or form—but I don't know what the word is. Tormented. Probably. By the thought of what might have been." Justin Rose on his runner-up performance at the Masters last weekend— or me waking up in a cold sweat playing back my trip last September in Bandon as I flirted with 100 every single round and completely forgot to how to swing a driver.

"Well, I've been doing my hardest to get it over the green... Just not reaching it this year. But I'm trying my hardest." - Tommy Fleetwood's son Frankie after playing...

"I think we all hoped it would have been a little bit further along, and that's no secret." - Brooks Koepka on the current state of LIV... or me watching...

"If all the stars aligned, right now, it feels like a pretty good exit point: April 14, 2036." - Jim Nantz calling his retirement shot in 11 years at the...

"I won't tell too much... I feel like I don't have a word in my vocabulary to describe it properly." - Tennis star, Casper Ruud on playing Augusta National or... me attempting...

"As I began to ramp up my own training and practice at home, I felt a sharp pain..." - Tiger on how he ruptured his Achilles or... a Tuesday morning...

"A golden ticket straight onto the pro tour." - Jason (like Bad Birdie boss man Jason) at Taco Bell's Live Mas event announcing the Taco Bell x Bad Birdie Invitational which will...

"I was like, man, this doesn't feel right, oh, I'm good, hiyaah, and then I was, man, I wonder where that is going to end up." - Kevin Kisner on...