Breakfast Balls

"As I said, it wasn’t going to be pretty. I was going to make a fool of myself. But it’s not the first time and won’t be the last time.."...

"I'm certified nuts. There's going to be some tinkering going on." - Viktor Hovland on the continued evolution of his swing heading into 2025... or me fighting off my son...

"Somebody asked for an eagle. I thought that's what the whole point was." - Jon Hamm after ripping a drive in Hawaii at the Sony Open Pro-Am... or me to my son...

"We had to earn it. And that was the joy of it." - Tiger speaking about the epic rounds he shared with his son Charlie at the PNC Championship where...

"To be fair, you kind of did it to yourself." - Bryson to Rory about his collapse at the US Open... or me speaking to myself at 2am wondering whether...

"I'm not physically ready yet to compete at this level." - Tiger Woods sharing the latest on his recent injuries and playing status... or me, right now, as it pertains...

"If somebody wants to pay us to come out here and play golf, that’s great, I’m not going to say no to it." - Scottie Scheffler responding to the insufferable...

"I would pay for the privilege to play." - Rory McIlroy offering his rebuke of players wanting to be paid $400,000 to compete in the Ryder Cup... or literally how...

"Four shot penalty." - Harris English joking with Daniel Berger after the wind nudged his ball on the putting green before he marked it... or the inevitable response from the...

"It’s like a stock... You can’t be too emotional. As Warren Buffett says, ‘Don’t let your emotions get in the way while investing.’ It’s the same with fantasy." - Andre...

"I should have just taken an unplayable, but I was an idiot and tried to hit it. Then I was stubborn and then tried to hit it again, then finally took...

"She bombed like Rory at the US Open." - Reince Priebus (the former RNC Chair—not to be confused with Expecto Patronum, a spell commonly cast in the Harry Potter franchise)...