Breakfast Balls

"I think we all hoped it would have been a little bit further along, and that's no secret." - Brooks Koepka on the current state of LIV... or me watching...

"If all the stars aligned, right now, it feels like a pretty good exit point: April 14, 2036." - Jim Nantz calling his retirement shot in 11 years at the...

"I won't tell too much... I feel like I don't have a word in my vocabulary to describe it properly." - Tennis star, Casper Ruud on playing Augusta National or... me attempting...

"As I began to ramp up my own training and practice at home, I felt a sharp pain..." - Tiger on how he ruptured his Achilles or... a Tuesday morning...

"A golden ticket straight onto the pro tour." - Jason (like Bad Birdie boss man Jason) at Taco Bell's Live Mas event announcing the Taco Bell x Bad Birdie Invitational which will...

"I was like, man, this doesn't feel right, oh, I'm good, hiyaah, and then I was, man, I wonder where that is going to end up." - Kevin Kisner on...

"I don't train for golf. I have 0 interest in training for golf. I think training for golf is a load of rubbish." - Charley Hull on the reasoning behind her...

"Prime examples of peak male athleticism right here." - Jon Rahm on whether golf is a sport or not... or me sucking in air after chasing my son Jack around a...

"It's only a point." - Roger Federer delivering a commencement speech at Dartmouth, speaking to the (very relevant to golf) idea of committing to what's in front of you but once...

"I'm having a bad, bad day. It's about time that I get my way." - Pharrell in the original Despicable Me theme song that I now crank in the car with Jack...

"As I said, it wasn’t going to be pretty. I was going to make a fool of myself. But it’s not the first time and won’t be the last time.."...

"I'm certified nuts. There's going to be some tinkering going on." - Viktor Hovland on the continued evolution of his swing heading into 2025... or me fighting off my son...