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Iss. #145 | The Deal Heard Round the World
Yikes. Welp, I struggled mightily to think about what to write this week. Not for lack of news, obviously... but because I like to at least pretend that I'm...
Iss. #144 | Your 2024 Masters Ticket Lottery Reminder
Your annual reminder... THE 2024 MASTERS LOTTERY IS NOW OPEN! DENIAL - There's no way it's this hard to get 'em. ANGER - Why can't I f^&@#% get even a...
Iss. #143 | Colorful Courses, Art, and Characters
This week in golf course innovations WELCOME TO THE MERRY-GO-ROUND You all KNOW I love a good golf course innovation and this week's entry comes from Watchung Valley...
Iss. #142 | The Buffalo Bills, Buffalo Bill, and Bill
New Rory, Who Dis? PGA v. LIV — "OVER IT" Heading into the PGA Championship, it certainly seems like the whole PGA v. LIV thing has already been downgraded to...
Iss. #141 | I Only Want to Play AI Golf Courses Now
AI-generated golf courses THEY'RE NOT REAL—AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR This is the Bridgewater Cliffs Clubhouse on the Mornington Peninsula of Australia. It is one of the most beautiful places I...
Iss. #140 | The Match: NBA and NFL Champion Edition
Last week in golf wildlife BEADS. BEES? NO, BEADS! BEES?!? Starting strong this week with an Arrested Development classic that still gets an actual LOL from me every time. The...
Iss. #139 | The Most Important Golf Infographic You'll See
Before we get into it this week, just wanted to take a moment of appreciation and acknowledgement for each and every one of you! We hit an absolutely massive milestone...
Iss. #138 | Behind the Scenes! of Making a Major
What makes a major anyway? NEW SPONSOR, NAME AND VENUE—WHO DIS? The LPGA kicks off its major season this week with The Chevron Championship. The peculiar part of this major?...
Iss. #137 | Augusta Hangover Week—Grab Your Advil & Gatorade
Not even the "elevated" RBC Heritage could save me from the dreaded Augusta hangover. It just doesn't hit the same. Long live Masters week. One of my better predictions yet......
Iss. #136 | The Masters 2023 Edition—Duh
Based on their hypothetical dinner menus MY TOP 5 MASTERS WINNERS The biggest early week bombshell to come from the Masters dinner was NOT about what LIV feuds were stirred...
Iss. #135 | MLB x TGR collab? & the rise of Rose
In honor of Opening Weekend MLB-(ISH) X TGR COLLAB In honor of MLB Opening Weekend, I thought I'd lead with the cross-sport collab none of us saw coming. Mike Trout...
Iss. #134 | The TED Talk Issue—Let's Get Innovatin'
You're in the audience of a dark, high-school-sized auditorium. A single beam of light shines down from above to reveal... me... standing center stage, wearing a black turtleneck and an...
