Breakfast Balls

Iss. #64 | Tiger Watch 2022 + JR Gets Stung

Before we dive into this week's issue, I've got an exclusive invite to pass along fresh from Bad Birdie HQ...

It's a BAD BIRDIE SAMPLE SALE!

November 02, 2021

Iss. #63 | Bryson and the (Hype)Beast

Thanks for keepin' the seat warm Bill. From the looks of things, the Bucket Hat Bill experiment seemed to go exactly as I'd imagined. HEAVY on the humble brags (you met Brooks, WE GET IT!) and, not to be upstaged by my wedding, he comes right back with an entire issue dedicated to his own birthday.

October 13, 2021

Iss. #62 | If you're reading this, it's my birthday

So they asked me, young Bill, what you gonna do the second time around? How you gonna come back? I try and told them, I come back like 32, I jump like 33.

October 07, 2021

Iss. #61 | Welcome Back to the Bill Show

First and foremost, congrats to our boy Scottie on finally tying the knot!!

For those interested in sending him a little something, HERE is his address. Secondly, after a long hiatus, I'd like to announce..

September 28, 2021

Iss. #60 | Ryde Or Die: Team America 4 Life

A bit of housekeeping before we begin--after nearly 18 months of postponements, Breakfast Balls Scott is finally getting hitched!

And therefore, guest host Bucket Hat Bill will be taking the reins for me in the next two issues. A huge pre-emptive YIKES for you all.

September 17, 2021

Iss. #59 | F1 Meets the PGA Tour—Netflix You Did It Again!

Patrick Cantlay capped a wire-to-wire victory in Atlanta last week to take home $15 million. And for my favorite stat breakdown of every season, his total earnings came to $4,401 earned FOR EVERY SHOT he swung this season.

September 14, 2021

Iss. #58 | Brooksie, Brooksie, Brooksie He gone.

It's like Beetlejuice—only you get kicked out of a PGA event instead...
BROOKSIE, BROOKSIE, BROOKSIE HE GONE!

September 14, 2021

Iss. #57 | Finau Finally Found His McNuggs (and Wins the Truss...)

As outlined in this ESPN article, Tony Finau's win last week deserves some massive respect and some even more shocking perspective.

Since his win at the Puerto Rico Open in 2016...

September 14, 2021

Iss. #56 | Big (Northern) Truss—Woo Woo!

Really just needed an excuse to re-surface this gem. My dream is to be introduced by someone of Mark Ingram's energy—what's he doing these days anyways? I did postpone my wedding to September and could use a master of ceremony...

September 14, 2021

Iss. #54 | Where My Night Golfers At?

Golf Digest was back this week with some more intriguing content for the everyman/woman. The article itself flirted with the idea of nighttime golf and how it's incredibly dope, brings golf to the masses. Plus, any course that lets you run flip-flops when the mood strikes ya is a winner in my eyes.

August 09, 2021

Iss. #53 | As If the Olympics Wasn't Hard Enough

An interesting sub-plot to the Olympic golf scene comes out of South Korea. Apparently, according to law, every able-bodied South Korean man must serve a mandatory 20 month stint in their military before their 28th birthday. Ok, not the first country to require military service and I respect the hell out of people giving back to their country.

August 09, 2021

Iss. #52 | This One's for the Ladies

In honor of our release... and then almost immediate sell out... of our latest Ladies line. This week's Breakfast Balls is for the Ladies!

July 28, 2021