Breakfast Balls

"Golf sucks so bad. Nice double." - Peter Malnati murmuring to himself after holing out from the fairway for a double bogey at the Black Desert Championship... or me murmuring...

"I basically had three checkmarks this week. One was to win the Presidents Cup with these boys. Two was to have a great time. And three, to get Kis to...

"Little bit of an age gap, too. He's basically an old guy at this point... I think he would get a headache after about a minute of my music." -...

To pretend that I followed any golf news this week would be a joke. I spent the week on the Oregon coast soaking in all the Bandon Dunes goodness. So...

"I'd be pretty pissed if Scottie and I played... and he's like 'Do you want a stroke on this nine?'" - Justin Thomas on giving strokes to other pros in...

"It's a pretty special feeling to finally be holding this trophy." - Scottie on winning the FedEx Cup... or my not so pointed commentary on hoisting the fantasy championship last...

"It brings back a little bit of the kind of childlike nature of the game. And my expectations are so low that it is way easier to be happy about...

"He can ride around in a cart out here, which he'll do because it's OK out here … and it's competition." - Rocco Mediate about Tiger Woods joining the Champions...

"I know it stinks, I know the ramifications, I know it stinks." - Matt Kuchar after he chose to play out the final half of a hole on 18 at...

Let's rundown some highlights from the ladies LE OLYMPICS PART DEUX Somehow Scottie did it... that son of a gun. And here's to the list of his accomplishments this year...

Olympic golf gains momentum LE OLYMPIC ISSUE I've been shocked at the amount of golf content coming out of Paris. Rio suffered from a bunch of top players refusing to...

Oh baby, we hit the jackpot PGA TOUR SUPERLATIVES: 2001 MEGA EDITION Sometimes a piece of content comes along that's seemingly sent from the Breakfast Ball gods—and this is that...