Breakfast Balls
Iss. #98 | A True Rival Tour Kicked Off—and It's Not the LIV
Introducing the Real Rival to the PGA Tour THE SLIME CUP IS HERE Yes, the PGA's biggest threat to Tour dominance debuted this week with Nickelodeon's Slime Cup. Airing on...
Iss. #97 | What do the PGA Tour and I have in common?
Welcome to Breakfast Balls: The Scramble Issue PGA - "THIS IS FINE" You can go a million ways with this metaphor but whether it's the entire room on fire, a canoe...
Iss. #96 | Major-Themed Cocktails + US Open Nuggets
The LIV effect already happening US OPEN REACHES INTO THEIR POCKETS PGA - "The LIV is ruining the game and we will never change because of their influence" (or whatever...
Iss. #95 | The LIV Roast Part Two—Lotta Meat on the Bone
Anyone know when the LIV starts? WHERE TO BEGIN... It's been a week. Before we dive into the formal roast of LIV news this week, I'll say that I respect...
Iss. #94 | LIV players are The Monstars... Space Jam, anyone?
We finally get some answers... OHHH I GET IT—THE LIV ARE THE MONSTARS (Why did they have to make a second Space Jam... just leave treasured childhood memories alone already.)...
Iss. #93 | Please, Just Go Away Tom Brady
Must be The Match hype time... SOMEONE DEFLATE TOM BRADY, PLEASE Welp, it's The Match hype time apparently as Tom Brady dropped this video of "him hitting" a "hole in...
Iss. #92 | The PGA Championship: Drinks Are On Bill?
It's PGA Championship Week MAJOR VIBES = MAJOR PRICES OOOOOOF Never want the early-week major buzz to be sticker shock at a $19 Stella. I know inflation is hitting hard...
Iss. #91 | Phil Continues to Take Ls—$40M L's Actually
Shipnuck is a stone cold killer PHIL'S TAKING $40M L'S Dude, what did Phil do to Alan Shipnuck?? Nothing would delight me more to learn that it was some Seinfeld-ian...
Iss. #90 | It'd Be Neat If You Tweet—Says the PGL
PGA competitors are getting, well, desperate PGL SAYS "HOLD MY BEER" TO THE LIV Confusing acronyms were FLYING this week as all the PGA tour competitors scrambled to save their...
Iss. #89 | Larry David Teaches the Value of a Dollar
Your daily dose of golf economics LARRY BEING LARRY (Cue the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme) Larry David was at it again in his curmudgeonly ways, courtesy of this story from...
Iss. #88 | The Match VI—Sponsored by the NFL
The Match VI Announcement FUMBLE! <Sigh> News broke on Tuesday about the newest installment in The Match franchise and... <Sigh> Yes, the all-QB edition featuring the grizzled vets of Brady...
Iss. #87 | Masters Hangover is V Real
ANYONE ELSE FEELING THE MASTERS HANGOVER? Feeling a little Natalie Imbruglia this week because the Masters win over the weekend as has me "Torn." HEYOOOOOOOO Sorry, it's too early in...
