Bryson v. Rope: Part 3
WHO KNEW JOSH ALLEN HAD BEEF?
A shocking amount of mileage came out of the original "Bryson getting smacked by a rope" video. Shocking. But that's the golf off-season for ya.
The saga continued this past week as Josh Allen took time out of his post-game to poke fun at the Bryson-induced theatrics.
I'd also like to take this moment to recognize how many different devices are recording NFL players on the sideline at any given moment. Obviously there are always fans in the stands taking absurd amounts of video they will never watch again, but then you look at the girl running alongside Josh with the iPhone steadicam, the official NFL camera crews, AND the TV-related crews.
Have we reached peak camera?
Speaking of cameras. Bill would like everyone to know that Jordan Poyer has recored an interception in every game since the following photo was taken.
Do with that information as you will.
Ah, $#&^!
LOVE A WHOLESOME FATHER-SON MOMENT
Meet Rory's dad—Gerry McIlroy.
Textbook Irish old guy if I do say so myself.
Textbook, right down to his reaction after missing one off the tee last week at St. Andrews during the Dunhill Links Pro-Am.
Speaking of playing with Rory
10/10 FOR CLEVER USE OF THE SIM
Googling the nearest simulator location to me as we speak after seeing this vid on Instagram.
Real innovation at work here—as this guy is watching the live tournament on the screen while playing the same course using the sim computer nearby.
Having closest to pin and long drive competitions with the pros, turning this into a pro-am format as everyone in their bays plays alongside the pro of choice, I mean my mind is spinning.
Fantastic idea @dbenford_golf from TikTok.
The Pro you DON'T want to see in a Pro-Am
AM I A BETTER ATHLETE THAN LEBRON??
Short answer? No.
Click bait!
Though always love a professional athlete attempting golf with little to no guidance. Gives me at least one minute of thinking myself on level with the SGOAT. (Second Greatest of All Time)
"Welp—I joined the office fantasy league" update
PANIC IS BEGINNING TO SET IN
I. Can. Not. Sing.
These are the only words that echo within my head as I stare at my lineup incredulously as it continues to underperform each week.
I am 0-4 and need a shake up.
"There has been a trade!"
After getting pummeled on Slack for my "absolutely horrific" trade...
The ESPN numbers reveal a ray of hope. We're #8! We're #8!
Who's (hopefully) getting the smoke this week?.
Let's meet my opponent C Dirty aka Bad Birdie Collin
Title
Green Grass Sales Manager
Hometown
Omaha, Nebraska (Oh, a corn fed boy, huh?)
Favorite NFL Team
None, Notre Dame is my only team. (Classic flyover country move)
Most likely team in our league to offer a garbage trade?
Bill. (A consensus is emerging...)
Person you most want to beat in the league?
At this point, Geoffrey since he is undefeated.
Person you most regret drafting?
Miami Defense (What a flex! Only regret is a defense???)
Favorite club in the bag?
Driver/Wedge all day. (AND the guy is good short and long? Calling all scramble teams!)
Worst club in the bag?
5 iron. (Quirky, I dig it.)
Favorite BB polo pattern?
Dayglow (And he plugs the new Fall collection!)
Favorite part of Breakfast Balls?
Course features and the roasts on professional golfers. (Ooh, I do owe the readers a good roast sometime soon. Maybe a little roasted Korn?)
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS TO THE GOOD GOOD CREW
Just wanted to take a quick moment to call attention to some great people in the golf community that deserve your thoughts and prayers.
On Friday, Sept. 23, Good Good Golf announced that pro-golfer Luke Kwon was "involved in an accident" that resulted in "significant trauma to [his] head." We just want to wish Luke all the best and a speedy recovery.
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