"As I began to ramp up my own training and practice at home, I felt a sharp pain..." - Tiger on how he ruptured his Achilles or... a Tuesday morning over here, minus the training and practice.

Get better Tiger, we just want one more major out of ya!

 

While we patiently wait for his Achilles 

TIGER ON THE SILVER SCREEN

In non-medical related Tiger news this week, Deadline reported that Amazon MGM Studios had won the film rights to the book The Tiger Slam: The Inside Story of the Greatest Golf Ever Played.
 
Rumors are that Reinaldo Marcus Green will direct—and for those who don't follow this stuff, Green also directed the Oscar-nominated Serena and Venus Williams film King Richard starring Will Smith.
 
The book covers the years 2000-2001 when Tiger won FOUR CONSECUTIVE majors—a feat that seems insurmountable in today's game.
 
Deadline also reports that Barack and Michelle Obama’s Higher Ground is in talks to produce with Irwin Winkler, the veteran behind Goodfellas, Rocky and Creed.

Needless to say, I'm beyond pumped to watch this come together and super curious who they cast to play Tiger. This has the feel of a complete unknown who can fully embody Tiger without any existing associations in people's minds of their previous roles. I'm thinking about a situation like Ice Cube's son O'Shea Jackson bursting onto the scene in Straight Outta Compton.
 
Either that or Idris Elba because he's just so damn cool—no real consideration about whether he could even pull it off, just biding my time until he finally becomes James Bond.

 

Si Woo setting a tone

ADVIL PM AND A RED BULL

Shoutout to the Bad Birdie social team for reminding me of this gem from Si Woo Kim's February appearance on the Subpar podcast. (Waddup Si Woo!)
 
In the interview, host Colt Knost (apologies for those who hear words spoken out loud in their heads when they read because "host Colt Knost" is just awful) asked Si Woo about a rumor that when he shot a back nine 31 at the Players... he had consumed a Red Bull AND an Advil PM.
 
To those following along at home, the chemistry at play here is pretty mind-boggling.
 
Si Woo apparently is highly addicted to caffeine—a man after my own heart—and to counteract the headache he takes an Advil PM. Why PM? It was never super clear.
 
But then he reports (gasp) feeling a bit lazy and sleepy after taking the Advil so he balances THAT out with a Red Bull. (Which reminds me of the children's tale "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" where said mouse takes the cookie but then wants milk... and thus spurs a 20-30 page long adventure of shenanigans.)
 
Layer on top of it all that during the infamous 31 back nine, he was ALSO watching the Manchester United game on his phone.
 
Absolute peak DGAF and it worked well for him.

 

Speaking of peak DGAF

GRONK'S DAY OUT

FanDuel may have found their Most Interesting Man in the World, Afflack duck, LIMU Emu... name another iconic brand mascot/spokesperson here...
 
Rob Gronkowski was on the scene this week at The Players doing a whole bunch of content in his delightfully Gronk way. For the life of me I still can't figure out how "in" on the Gronk joke he actually is. Facial expressions from the Tom Brady roast would lead one to believe he is very much not "in" on it.
 
Anyways, his week saw him caddie for Willy Z, hit the range with Spieth, and post up on the 17th interviewing pros as they walked past.
 
Leading to this moment with Russell Henley...
 
Russell (great name) navigated it all like a champ—flipping it back on Gronk by asking him if he needed a loan. To which Gronk all too eagerly said yes... at a 3% rate. Below market but fair.
 
Click through above for the full clip—our own Si Woo makes a brief appearance though he was not buying into the Gronk schtick so it was a fairly short exchange.

 

Come. Watch with me.

FULL SWING S3: EPISODE 3 THOUGHTS

A much better attempt this week though admittedly a bit of a potpourri. (Now there's an item that was in every single one of my friend's houses growing up in the 90s and I can't say I've seen potpourri anywhere in at least a decade. We're long overdue for some direct to consumer brand revitalizing potpourri for Gen Z—only maybe a portion of every sale goes to planting trees in the Amazon or something.) 
 
EPISODE TITLE:
Don't Call It A Comeback
 
TAKEAWAY 1—RORY:
With each passing season, Rory becomes more and more tragic. Obviously the divorce and personal life challenges he faced last year would've had a fair amount to do with things.
 
But watching the excruciating collapse at the US Open and a completely empty Rory completing his "Irish exit" (a connection and joke I am flogging myself daily for not making back when it happened)—was gut-wrenching.
 
It feels like everyone wants it for him, but even I, the eternal optimist, am starting to believe that's just cursed.
 
If for no other reason than giving him any kind of happy storyline for future Full Swing seasons. He's gone full Eeyore. (How much are we loving the children's literature references this week?)
 
TAKEAWAY 2—SCOTTIE:
Every detail I learn about the PGA Championship arrest, makes it that much stranger.
 
Netflix somehow got access to police body cam footage, giving viewers a peek into the conversations between Scottie and the officer as they drove back to the station. And it's totally unhinged.
 
The quotes...
"I assume you're pretty good."
"Is Tiger as good as he seems?"
"You're too casual to be #1 in the world."
 

The whole thing must've felt like some lucid dream as he is stretching in his jail cell and back out on the course later that day to see fans wearing his own mug shot on t-shirts.

TAKEAWAY 3—BRYSON:

A true entertainer in every sense of the word. I was so wrong about him and am so impressed by the turnaround he made in both image and entertainment value.

Always a positive sign when you’ve become so huge that fans simply chant USA in support of you at the US Open.

It’s amazing how he was able to actually innovate a game that has been around for centuries to such an extent that people are claiming you ruined the game entirely.

And my favorite shot of the whole episode was the footage of him on the range at the PGA Championship—ripping drives while watching Xander come down the stretch.

EPISODE GRADE:

B-

My biggest complaint this week was the lack of connection between all the stories. Sure, the US Open finish is where it all came together but I felt no animosity between Rory and Bryson so pitting them against one another ended up falling flat—and instead felt like two small episodes stitched together.

Scott Fluhler