Iss. #44 | The Match Is Already SCORCHIN'!

Iss. #44 |  The Match Is Already SCORCHIN'!

The Match 2021

ABSOLUTE GAS ON THE FLAMES

In the greatest stroke ( golf pun!) of scheduling luck I've ever seen, TNT announced the latest July 6th edition of The Match—just as the Bryson/Brooks beef from Kiawah was reaching a nice medium, medium-rare. 

 And wow were we treated to some top notch internet trolling. I'll toss some of the best stuff below but if you want a shockingly good rundown - 
ESPN kinda came through for once.


Fire level: 3/10 

 But if I'm being honest, I just can't believe he's even clever enough to have written this.

Fire level: 4/10 

 This one Tom most definitely wrote himself, the chirp was worse but bonus fire rating for knowing Tom was behind it.

Fire level: 5/10 

 It's the middle school level of attention to punctuation for me. Sick use of a nonrestrictive clause bro!

Fire level: 7/10 

 Brooks has entered the chat.

 Phil's "I feel like I'm in the middle of something" is delivered here with the confidence and DGAF attitude of a man who just won a friggin' major at the age of 50. 

Fire level: 10/10 

 Just watch the clip.

 And with word that Justin Thomas won't be the on-course player reporter... plugging in Brooks there could lead to punches being thrown.


Kiawhat a week!!
NOW WE'RE COOK-IN' BABY

GIVE IT F*#$%^N' UP FOR BEN COOK!!

 Winning Low Professional honors at Kiawah last weekend.

 And then winning Best Dressed by a million in the hearts of us all.

 For those who haven't met Ben, he's the PGA Director of Instruction at Yankee Springs Golf Course in Wayland, Michigan.

And wow does he look great. 


Also at Kiawah last weekend...

KROOKS MEETS HIS SOON TO BE SISTER-IN-LAW

BBTV's finest Krooks Boepka and Bucket Hat Bill made the trip out to the blustery island of Kiawah and did NOT come away empty-handed. 

 Rubbing shoulders with Krooks' brother from another mother (and father) fiance Jena Sims.

 And if you thought only Krooks was going to make their introduction... well...

She thinks Bill's funny!

 What you're seeing here is authenticated footage of a genuine laugh. And Bill just staring off into space like it's NBD. Cool.

 I was out taking my dog to the vet for an ear infection. Not all content is created equal my friends.



Teach 'em young.

 Never Lay Up

 and Always Respect the Drip


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