Iss. #45 | What Would You Want in Your Forever Course?
Let's Check In On Phil
MORE LIKE WINE-AMAKER TROPHY
Lefty doing his best Stanley Cup impression—"but make it Phil." So Make It Phil he did by introducing a bottle of what I can only imagine is a hyper-expensive bottle of Napa red, staining that pristine silver in a way only a champion deserves.
Let's Check In On John
SO THAT'S WHY HE TAKES A CART!
You'll need to click through for maximum Daly effect but put against Phil sipping vintage wine from the Wanamaker, seeing John riding with what I'd safely guess is 48? Miller Lites in the cart and two Giant Gulp sodas—the differences are apparent and are much appreciated.
Do you John!
MOST LIKELY TO... BRING HIS OWN DOUBLE DRY HOPPED TRIPLE IPAS TO THE COURSE
Food for Thought
WHAT SHOULD YOUR "FOREVER" COURSE HAVE?
Recently came across this article from Golf Digest asking if you could only play one course for the rest of your life, which would it be?
And it got me thinking about what my top three criteria would be, so here's my top three!
3) Grass Driving Range
Sorry, not sorry. The mental space a grass driving range or even just SEEING a grass driving range puts me in is unmatched. Pure luxury
2) Year Round Weather
Thought about making this my top choice but realized that even if it was rainy/chilly—if the 19th hole is legit then I'll go anyways. Who cares? Golf is about curating an experience both on the course and off.
1) 19th Hole
If it's a forever course, then I will likely spend more time sipping cocktails and eating tuna sandwiches on rye so the course's 19th hole BETTER be on point.
And tbh, that's kind of all I need.
Now taking course submissions!
Mario Golf Is Back!
WELP, I GUESS I NEED A NINTENDO NOW
Mario Golf is back and includes a brand new Speed Golf mode that's part Mario Kart Racing part Mario Golf. Truly epic.
Maybe I can get Bad Birdie to buy for me and do a review for you all.
You want that right?
Tell. Them. You. Want. That.
Also, respect the DRIP on Wario.
He didn't have to go that hard. I'd get down with a Wario BB polo... just sayin'.
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