Golf's Great Mirage: The Saudi Tour PHIL HAD HIMSELF A WEEK As expected, after writing in last week's issue about how insane Phil's comments were, Lefty caught a hefty helping...

Welcome, Breakfast Ballers. There's no doubt you cruised through the week and are ready to toss some darts this weekend. If this wasn't a cruiser of a week, no worries, the skillet is still sizzling. We got this.

2020. What a worm-burner of a year. But like all good golfers, you've got to have a short memory so we're back with our conductor hat on from when we really got into trains in the 2nd grade, a frosted mug of adult beverage in hand, running down everything we're most hyped for in 2021!

Fine, I'll bite...   THE HALLOWEEN COSTUME POWER RANKING very year, I tell myself that this will be the one where I don't click on the "HERE'S WHAT THE PROS WORE...

Welcome to short stuff Breakfast Ballers. We've noticed a trend sweeping through the golf world. Golf technology is taking huge strides forward (ProTracer, TrackMan, Whoop, Etc.) making the game easier and better.

Congrats on making it to another Friday morning of Breakfast Balls. It's our second week of this lil' diddy of a newsletter and if you missed week one's plan to revamp the golf celebration, we suggest you give it a gander. Now, the good good.

"I don't train for golf. I have 0 interest in training for golf. I think training for golf is a load of rubbish." - Charley Hull on the reasoning behind her...

"I was like, man, this doesn't feel right, oh, I'm good, hiyaah, and then I was, man, I wonder where that is going to end up." - Kevin Kisner on...

"A golden ticket straight onto the pro tour." - Jason (like Bad Birdie boss man Jason) at Taco Bell's Live Mas event announcing the Taco Bell x Bad Birdie Invitational which will...

"As I began to ramp up my own training and practice at home, I felt a sharp pain..." - Tiger on how he ruptured his Achilles or... a Tuesday morning...

"I won't tell too much... I feel like I don't have a word in my vocabulary to describe it properly." - Tennis star, Casper Ruud on playing Augusta National or... me attempting...

"If all the stars aligned, right now, it feels like a pretty good exit point: April 14, 2036." - Jim Nantz calling his retirement shot in 11 years at the...