We're mixing things up this week with a bucket o' breakfast balls to snack on. Enjoy, amigos.

OSCAR MAYER MADE A HOT DOG PUTTER AND WE NEED ONE FOR THE OFFICE

A hot dog putter? GENIUS. While it's no Weinermobile, the team at Oscar Mayer was cooking with gas back in the '90s. We can only find expired Portuguese EBAY listings, but are actively trying to get our hands on one. DM serious offers only.

Oh, so that's what golfing in Europe is like? Tite. Tite. Tite.


COSTCO WANTS YOU TO GET MORE BITE

As if the good people at The Big C haven't done enough for us over the years by producing top shelf vodka and locking the prices on their in-store menu which we conveniently refer to as "cruising cuisine." Now they're gonna drop some milled wedges and fix our short games too? Thank you Dr. Kirkland.


FACT: YOU CAN PLAY THIS WEEK'S PGA TOUR COURSE FOR $35

Location: Memorial Park Golf Course in Houston, TX 

Fact #1: Yep, the primetime, weekend greens fee is $35... for a PGA Tour course... $35... 

Fact #2: Brooks Koepka was part of the design team for the remodel—and rumors are he’s flown in some fire ants to booby trap the Bryson-length landing zones. 

Fact #3: From the Golf Advisor comment section: “Pay meter for parking. I have never encountered this before at a golf course.” says @golfingbrock 

Annnnnd now we know where they're making up some of that $35 greens fee revenue from.


 THE DEFINITIVE HISTORY OF CADDYSHACK

Sports Illustrated ran this interview of the cast and crew back in 2010. There are some wild nuggets about how the movie was made; including Mickey Rourke almost being cast as Danny Noonan and a story about Belushi making out with Chevy Chase's mom at his wedding.


PLAYING PARTNERS 

 We play course starter by pairing our favorite products with our favorite polos.

Scottsdale meet Ashland Seltzer: Orange Pineapple aka "Cactus Cooler." For the seltzer enthusiasts, it's hard to buck the Claw's the Law lyfe... but any opportunity to harness the cult-favorite Cactus Cooler flav is an opportunity we can't pass up.


SWINGS TIPS WITH KROOKS BOEPKA

Bad Birdie TV's resident "swings" expert has a tip for purifying your mind and body during a shaky round.


THIS GIF IS THE ONLY SELF CARE YOU NEED


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Zack Wilkens