Breakfast Balls Vol. 6
What's up Breakfast Ballers.
We treat the majors like they're a 4-day weekend around here so if it feels like we mailed this newsletter in...you're damn right we did. We were busy getting our priorities in order:
Props to everyone out there hiding livestreams from your boss right now. .
The Mailbag Is Coming...
Ask. Us. Anything. That's right, all you faders, shankers, sand-baggers, scratch golfers, and party animals. The gloves are coming off. We're opening up the robe and revealing the goods. Nothing is off limits so fire away.
Zack from Phoenix, AZ: Is it weird to bring my own bacon for hot dogs at the turn?
Bad Birdie HQ: Well Zack, glad you asked since it's a weekly topic of conversation around the office. Listen, there's no shame in the toppings game, and it's totally acceptable to put a little pig on your dog. We recommend any mid round chow down comes with an adequate sizzling session. To crisp up your bacon make sure to bring a portable oven like this lil' guy that doubles as a ball warmer on chilly days. If your friends can't respect your hustle, then they probably love dress codes and golf claps too. NEXT QUESTION.
On this weeks to-do list: WATCH PGA CHAMPIONSIHP & SEND US SOME Q's