Iss. #39 | Zally Bad Birdie 2022, Let's Make It Happen
WELCOME TO MASTERS "HANGOVER WEEK", FRIENDS
Yes, we know that golf is on pretty much every weekend. But there's always something about the post-Masters lull that drags. Hideki gets it...
We were definitely here for the Hideki airport content this week. It's always fun to see the magic get stripped away when you catch glimpses of the green jacket outside of Augusta. And then seeing it haphazardly slung over the back of an airport lounge area is peak Masters hangover vibes.
Speaking of keeping the Masters magic going...
ZALLY/BAD BIRDIE 2022
If Hideki was headline 1A, then the rise of first-timer Will Zalatoris was definitely headline 1B.
Drawing comparisons across the internet to Happy Gilmore's caddy and even earning a shoutout from Happy himself, Zally has a bright future it appears—as he corners the market on the PGA Tour featherweight division.
But where we really come in is, after some digging, we've discovered his apparel deal expires in 2022. So we present...
We're shooting our shot and want nothing more than to clothe that affable, tall drink of water in all things Bad Birdie.
Maybe everyone starts tagging @BadBirdieGolf and @WillZalatoris on Instagram to show him what's he's missing out on? Maybe we invite him out for a round or two, share some Mikky Seltzers and become best friends?
All we know is—#ZallyGoneBad is the green on a short par 4—and WE DO NOT LAY UP.
PGA Tour Superlatives
MOST LIKELY TO...
TELL THE CART GIRL HE'S WOODY HARRELSON'S TWIN BROTHER
Easy Rod... Easy Rod... Easy Rod...
SCOTTSDALE JUST PULLED THE MOST SCOTTSDALE MOVE EVER
News out of Scottsdale indicates that TPC Scottsdale just topped themselves for pushing the limits on what a golf tournament can be...
BY ASKING TO ADD SPORTSBOOKS TO THEIR GOLF COURSE!This is not a drill people. The PGA Tour and Draftkings plan to add retail sportsbooks to the infamous course and I can already hear the racks on racks on racks being stacked now.
My mind goes straight to Derby Day racetrack atmosphere and IIIII LOVE IT!
This week on Golf Reddit
WE HAVE ACHIEVED BOSS LEVEL TROLLING
Posted on Tuesday.
Then... wait for it.
Posted only hours later...
Checking in the BBTV fellas
THE RIVALRY PART II
Krooks v. Bill... a rivalry entering its terrible twos. Our lovable heroes go through their highs and lows, but prove that when you have a few golf bag pockets of Mikky Ultras nearby—life's still pretty damn good.
And if Krooks' and Bill's scorecard is any indication, the 90s are most definitely BACK baby!
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