"It’s like a stock... You can’t be too emotional. As Warren Buffett says, ‘Don’t let your emotions get in the way while investing.’ It’s the same with fantasy." - Andre Iguodala describing his relationship with fantasy golf... or me pretending like I don't fall into 12-24 hour long depressive states following a loss in our office league.

More on this fantasy golf stuff later.

 

One of these guys is not like the others

SUPERSTARS!

Not to be confused with the professional level Match (but don't call it The Match) between Bryson, Brooks, Scottie and Rory in December, The Match Superstars announced their field for the event airing in November.
 
As the image above shows, the field will include professional athletes Ken Griffey Jr., Michael Phelps, Charles Barkley, Wayne Gretzky, and Blake Griffin. Plus, the field includes actors Mark Wahlberg and Bill Murray. 
 
And there's Nate Bargatze. For those who don't recall, Nate is a comedian who recently hosted SNL. An episode that included a pre-shot golf-themed sketch—highlighted in this exact newsletter. He's been hailed as an "everyman", "the nicest man in stand-up" and "the king of clean comedy". Not to say he won't be enjoyable, but mostly impressed that he rose to the level of fame to be included in the field.
 
Back to the event, it will be spread across two days with 2v2 match play on day one and the winning four players competing in 1v1 match play on day two.
 
While I have no idea how good any of these guys will be on the course, I did want to power rank who I think will be most entertaining on the live mics throughout the round.
 
8) Wayne Gretzky - seems like the wrong mix of hyper competitive yet nice. Can't imagine him giving us much besides genuine compliments and maybe a try-too-hard poking fun moment or two.
 
7) Ken Griffey Jr. - see the above but I found some articles online that mentioned he does have a good wit once you get to know him. So at least there's a chance that he may land some well-timed jabs.
 
6) Michael Phelps - certainly more comfortable on camera given the boatload of time he spent on-air during the Olympics coverage. But I see his live mic moments being more run-of-the-mill, jock-style material than actually entertaining.
 
5) Blake Griffin - outside of Chuck, he's my vote for most entertaining athlete of the bunch. He's got major personality and the only watch-out I could see is if he doesn't play well early, he strikes me as a guy that may go silent on ya when things turn south.
 
4) Mark Wahlberg - has the potential to overplay his hand on the commentary. I would guess it's a 50/50 call on whether he comes off as fun and affable or rude and a jerk. And for that reason, I can't put him any higher.
 
3) Bill Murray - maybe my most controversial ranking, I worry that Bill is turning the corner into surly. Prove me wrong and I would guess most people would assume he takes the top spot when all is said and done on entertainment value. Don't get me wrong, I love his schtick... but if mean Bill comes out then it could cost him.
 
2) Nate Bargatze - I'm doing it. I'm going with the untested rookie. Look he's a comedian, so he will likely have pre-written material already in his mind. Plus, he should have the ability to throw some off-the-cuff zingers in there with an understated kind of presence.
 
1) Chuck - He's done too many of these now not to be #1. He understands what makes good TV and should have great instincts on when and where to be funny. Hopefully his team makes it to day two—though now that his swing isn't the train wreck it used to be, he's lost a few points...

 

The players are getting restless...

CH-CH-CHANGES

This week, the PGA Tour's Player Advisory Council sent out a 20+ page document detailing all the proposed changes they're asking to implement for the 2026 season.
 
If this somehow sounds both way too dramatic and also paint-dryingly boring. You're about right. 
 
I can't say I read the entire 23 page memo, but I read a few recaps and here are the basics of what they're asking for.
 
Smaller Fields
Some of it is literally because there isn't enough daylight for certain calendar year events to fit everyone in before nightfall. Which is a wrinkly I find insane to still have to worry about—seeing as how the daylight changing happens reliably the same... every single year.
 
The other reason, they claim, is for pace of play. Sure. I can get behind that.
 
Capping It at 100 Tour Members
Right now, 125 players have PGA cards so slashing membership by 20% is not nothing.
 
The argument against is that it closes opportunities for the fringe and younger players to break in.
 
The argument for is that we should get an even more competitive league. And the while I used to find myself siding with the 20% about to be cut... I don't think that way for any other major sport. I'm not rooting for NBA teams to carry another 2 players per team to ride the bench. If it's not my team, I watch for the stars. Why should golf be any different?
 
Qualifying Cuts
They also suggest cutting down on the amount of spots available at tournaments for Monday Q School and/or eliminating it entirely from some events. Plus, since the entire membership is going down, so would the number of spots available for Korn Ferry, DP Tour etc players.
 
Okay. The best of the best will still rise up. And the outcome of all this is a more focused Tour with better, tighter storytelling and greater name recognition then I'm all for it.
 
A problem that will be solved that much quicker when the LIV guys inevitably return.

 

Leave me alone I'm nesting

EPIC NURSERY

I PROMISE I won't linger on the new parent content here... but in light of the fact that we are a matter of weeks from filling out the family foursome over here at my house... I had to share.
 
The scoreboard is clearly the star of the show and 100% would be something I'd work into my man cave one day.
 
Click through if you want more... otherwise keep scrolling for the fantasy content.

 

Gut check from the readers...

IS FANTASY GOLF CATCHING ON??

Hmmmmm... can anyone spot the NBA player?
 
I was perusing Golf Digest this week and found this profile on Andre Iguodala (he's on the far left...) and his apparent obsession with fantasy golf.
 
The feature begins with a story of Andre sitting as the executive director of the Players Association among all 30 of the NBA's general managers, discretely checking his phone as it buzzes out of control to reveal that he was mid-fantasy golf draft.
 
Relatable.
 
And it was then I realized that I may have been missing out on entire world of fantasy sports completely. Sure, I do the major pools where you select any golfer you want from different tiers. But I'd never considered a season long contest where you are selecting guys in each tournament.
 
I've been doing some research and, honestly, I haven't found a ton. So I turn to you all—

Do you play fantasy golf? If so, what's the format? What platform?
 
Deadly serious, send me an email by clicking the link at the bottom of this newsletter. There's a world we fire a little league up between me and the readers for some prizes.

 

A quick fantasy football pop-in

GUESS WHO'S BACK?

96% chance of making the playoffs.

Not a single vote from you, the readers.