Could've gone a bunch of ways here...
NO, REALLY I'M LEGIT OOO
Hello!!
I’m currently OOO right now as I’m golfing, sipping wine, and doing my whole "France" thing. One thing I’m not doing, however, is reading or responding to emails.
If you need to access the blueprints for the Apex Architecture project, I've placed copies on the server in the Current Project folder. If you need something urgent, please contact Stephanie.
Thanks,
Javier
(Thanks Indeed.com for the OOO message inspo. I think it worked pretty well. I am actually in South of France, likely standing in the exact spot of the picture above golfing on some chateau. It's... outside my character, we'll say. But I'm pumped.)
And now, a few sections written by my newest intern at Breakfast Balls HQ!
Intern Block 1
FORELORN FAIRWAYS
The golf-shaped hole in our hearts just got bigger as the PGA Tour season ended. With fewer swings on TV, it's a somber time for golf lovers. But fret not, we'll explore ways to fill the fairway void and tee up the off-season excitement!
This hiatus is a golden opportunity to sharpen your own skills at indoor simulators, explore golf-related hobbies, or organize fun putting contests with friends. Plus, dive into classic golf books and movies to keep the golf spirit alive! The fairways may be quiet, but your passion for the game doesn't have to be.
Intern Block 2
TEE-RIFIC TALES FROM THE INTERN GREENS
In a daring feat, our intern (me!) hit the links, and the results were, well, a fairway from ordinary. From mistaking a divot for a donut—a rookie move that left everyone in stitches!—to "borrowing" a golf cart for a "quick errand" that turned into a wild adventure. Zooming across the course, dodging hazards, and a hilarious cart chase with club members made for an unforgettable day on the links.
Let's just say, golf etiquette was on a break that day!
Intern Block 3
THE SECRET SAUCE FOR THIS SIDE-SPLITTING NEWSLETTER?
Ever wondered about the creative genius behind this newsletter?
Surprise, it's not a team of comedians—it's ChatGPT, your AI humor maestro!
From crafting puns to delivering witty wordplay, this digital wordsmith turns bits and bytes into belly laughs. Combining data and humor, ChatGPT identifies trends, extracts the essence of funny, and serves it up with style.
It's like having a stand-up comic in your inbox, 24/7. While it can't swing a club, it certainly knows how to hit the mark when it comes to humor. Golf or giggles, ChatGPT's got you covered, one wisecrack at a time!
Thanks intern!
WELP, I THINK MY JOB IS SAFE
Can't say that I didn't laugh out loud at a few of those bars.
But even though I shared a bunch of old issues with 'em, just doesn't have that Scott *zing* to it. Amiright?
Anywho, I'll be back in two weeks and a real human will write Issue 159 so expect a serious upgrade. Until then, if you needed something Bad Birdie-esque to do... we did just drop an absolutely fire fall collection!
Just sayin'.
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