Issue 23 - Is Michael Jordan Killing The Cart Girl...with Drones
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XXIII THE COURSE THAT JORDAN BUILT
Other highlights include golf carts that can rip it up to 35mph, caddies on scooters (to keep up with the golfers Tokyo drifting their way around the course in carts THAT GO UP TO 35 MPH!!) and of course...
We have thoughts.
While the sight of a drone whipping over the course to deliver a fresh dog and sudsy brews is pretty epic. We have to pour one out for the OG pastime of watching buddies shoot their shot with the cart girl.
All this being said, we don’t think we’re getting the full story here—because there's simply no way that Michael Jordan’s golfing legacy will be putting cart girls across the nation out of business… no way.
YOU THINK SQUIRRELS ARE BAD?
Try monkeys and mongooses (mongeese?) dropping in on the Euro Tour at Gary Player Country Club in South Africa. Wildlife just hits different in Africa.
Also, what a flex to just straight up name the country club after yourself.
Gary's the man.
ANYONE KNOW THE STIMP RATING OF ICE?
If you were looking for a little golf vacay this January and thought warm weather was a BIT overrated—then do we have the golf tournament for you.
Silvana, Switzerland holds the annual Engadin Snow Golf Cup and it looks, well… cold, but nothing a flask of whiskey couldn’t fix.
Which begs the question, Bad Birdie parkas??
ANNND LET’S CHECK IN ON BROOKS...
CDC’S NEW GOLFING "GUIDELINES"
“Anyone caught laying up on a par 5 is required to quarantine from the boys for at least 7 days.” - Dr. Fauci (probably)"
KROOKS FINALLY SNAPS
Maybe it was watching his alter ego be hand-fed grapes in Mexico or maybe it was a hozeled 6 iron—but BBTV's Krooks Boepka has some anger tips for ya this week.
(WARNING: Some welding experience required.)
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