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Talk about dunkin' on em in Augusta—DJ topped both Spieth and the GOAT by two strokes for the all-time scoring record at -20.
A score so low that our scramble team couldn't even dream of reaching. Must. Be. Nice.
TIGER: “MY JACKET IS DUE BACK IN 140 DAYS.”
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The worst shots of the Masters...
GOLF IS HARD
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Here it is, your moment of Zen.
WARNING: Relatable golf content inside.
THE FIRST GOLF BALL? YOU DECIDE.
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Someone found this ball during their round at Army Navy and—beware the Reddit comments section but highlights include a discussion of Popeye’s chicken sandos and someone claiming to have found Bill Clinton’s headcover.
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Seems legit.
TL;DR—Your Weekend Read
THE NIGHT HUNTER S THOMPSON AND BILL MURRAY INVENTED SHOTGUN GOLF
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ESPN’s Page 2 used to have some wild s***.
This article, includes a 3am phone call between Hunter and Bill Murray discussing a golf/skeet shooting hybrid sport.
Hunter: “We will rule the world with this thing.”
THE ONLY TIME WHERE PLAYING "ROCK FLITES" IS ALLOWED
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Sorry, not sorry Top Flite.
IF RON SWANSON WAS A GOLF COURSE DESIGNER
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Cabot Pacific is coming to Canada, eh, in 2023 and from the renderings and blueprints—it's a Ron Swanson dream world where bald eagles deliver you fresh brews and majestic elk carry your clubs.
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WHERE FORE ART THOU, KROOKS?
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Bad Birdie TV's Krooks Boepka gives us all a little lesson on the art of the Fore. You can never be too safe, even if it means taking over the course PA system...
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