Issue 21 - The Worst Shots at The Masters, Shotgun Golf...

Issue 21 - The Worst Shots at The Masters, Shotgun Golf...

Talk about dunkin' on em in Augusta—DJ topped both Spieth and the GOAT by two strokes for the all-time scoring record at -20. 

 A score so low that our scramble team couldn't even dream of reaching. Must. Be. Nice.


TIGER: “MY JACKET IS DUE BACK IN 140 DAYS.”


The worst shots of the Masters... 

GOLF IS HARD

Here it is, your moment of Zen.

 WARNING: Relatable golf content inside.


THE FIRST GOLF BALL? YOU DECIDE.

Someone found this ball during their round at Army Navy and—beware the Reddit comments section but highlights include a discussion of Popeye’s chicken sandos and someone claiming to have found Bill Clinton’s headcover. 

Seems legit.


TL;DR—Your Weekend Read 

 THE NIGHT HUNTER S THOMPSON AND BILL MURRAY INVENTED SHOTGUN GOLF

ESPN’s Page 2 used to have some wild s***. 

 This article, includes a 3am phone call between Hunter and Bill Murray discussing a golf/skeet shooting hybrid sport.

 Hunter: “We will rule the world with this thing.”


THE ONLY TIME WHERE PLAYING "ROCK FLITES" IS ALLOWED

Sorry, not sorry Top Flite.


IF RON SWANSON WAS A GOLF COURSE DESIGNER

Cabot Pacific is coming to Canada, eh, in 2023 and from the renderings and blueprints—it's a Ron Swanson dream world where bald eagles deliver you fresh brews and majestic elk carry your clubs.


WHERE FORE ART THOU, KROOKS?

Bad Birdie TV's Krooks Boepka gives us all a little lesson on the art of the Fore. You can never be too safe, even if it means taking over the course PA system...


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