You're 14, Tiger Woods 2008 is the only thing that matters in life. You get home from school, fire up the console, set game sliders to gale force winds, and THIS is the windbreaker your create-a-player is rocking.
Riding the left to right gusts with a slice that starts 50 yards off the fairway without a care in the world. Meteorologists world wide are dying to get their hands on these. Oh, and it also can handle a champagne shower, in case you know, you break 80.
Water resistant. Champagne tested (and approved). 100% Nylon. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or hang dry.