We've always been hell-bent on ridding golf of its worst moments. And quite frankly, nothing feels more tired than the original "celebration," the golf clap. Ever since Ben Hogan was ripping drivers made of apple wood, the golf clap's been a real downer.
But we're not here to talk about the past. The 16th at the WMO, Ryder Cup fans across this great land, and Happy Gilmore himself have been chipping away so we can scream "Mashed Potatoes" together. Imagine living in a world where the US Open is louder than the Ryder Cup? Let's dial the noise up and ban the golf clap.